- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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