- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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