- Anti Joke

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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