A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Logan's gay

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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