what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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