What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Women's Rights.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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womens rights

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Racial Equality

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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so how about that irline food

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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