How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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