- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

A muslim paints Mohammed

I have an erection My mom!

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Kefka > Sephiroth

knock knock? come in

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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