What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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well now

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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