Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

women's rights

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

a seal walks into a club.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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