- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

my mind's eye?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Religionh

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

your mom is so fat.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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