what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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