Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Anti Joke

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