- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Wolfjob.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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