- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Your dads dead. lol

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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