- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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