- Anti Joke

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

your mama so old, shes dead.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.