- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Women's rights

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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