- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

whats worse than a kane nothing

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

KONY 2012

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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