Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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bangers and mash?

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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