a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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