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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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david poredos

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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