Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

oh hey.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Women's rights

Who wants $300? Me too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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