Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Connor is homo

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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