Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Pineapple.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Anti Joke

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