Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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the redsox

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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