- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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