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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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V I T A M I N C !

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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