- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Whose your daddy? Not me

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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