What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why do mexicans get made fun of

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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