True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

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