A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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