- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Yo mama so fat.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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