- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

heat!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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