- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What would u like to drink?

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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