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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.