a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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osama bin laden is dead

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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