- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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