Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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