what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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