- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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