A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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PSN IS UP

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