Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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