There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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