If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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John Cena

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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