- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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