- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

who's a slut... you're mom

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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