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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

a. why? b. because

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