- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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