- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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