- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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