what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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