- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Justin Bieber.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What would u like to drink?

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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