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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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