- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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