Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

whats worse than a kane nothing

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What? Yes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Ebola

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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