- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Your mom went to college

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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