- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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