An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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