A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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