- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Women's Rights.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Irish sobriety

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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