- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.