What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

feminists.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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