- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

MySpace.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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