- Anti Joke

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why can't february march Because april may

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what goes boo a sock

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."