Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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womens rights

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Nickelback

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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