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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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