- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Republicans

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Me Neither.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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