Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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