- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what is the color of a burp burple

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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