Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Sex education in Texas.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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I wrote a funny joke.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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hiya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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