What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Suck pussy

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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