Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Im cute hehehee

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Black People

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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