- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

My wife made me a sandwich

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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