- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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