- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

who is not good looking? mon morello

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Miscarriages.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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