MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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poop

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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your face is kinda funny

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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