Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What would Muhammed do?

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Womens rights.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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