- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

A guy was beet by his wife.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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