- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

People with cancer.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

are you gay does your mom know

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Denard Robinson

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

PENIS

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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