A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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My name is Jeff

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Anti Joke

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