What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A train poops its pants.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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