If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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