Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Many people of many races do many things every day.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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