- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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