- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

womens rights

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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