Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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there was once a jew

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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all the kids had fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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