- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Roses are blue Colton is gay

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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