what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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