- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

if you don't like this you're gay

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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