A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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